My life is just a really sad irony...
My Wonderwall

fin-nick-o-dair:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

September 30 with 284,989 notes

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

September 30 with 109,406 notes

princessloon:

if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.

September 30 with 59,160 notes

vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

September 29 with 27,781 notes
Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

September 29 with 205,919 notes

suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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September 29 with 36,133 notes
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
September 29 with 210,010 notes